Date: 2011-12-25, 12:03PM EST
Reply to: pers-awrrs-2768473287@craigslist.org
VERY successful Businessman with Terminal Leukemia, maybe 2 years to be around, with NO ONE to leave it all to. Looking for VERY Special Female to Marry me, Love me, Have my Child, and be left in a position to want for nothing the rest of your life! Be an excellent mother and raise OUR Child to be a very special person! You are: Between 18 and 30, intelligent, beautiful inside and out, slim, petite, and cute. Knowing that there is MUCH more to this life than struggling through it married to unhappiness and never smiling! This Ad is for REAL! The question is, ARE YOU? No Druggies or Drinkers, and you MUST be FAITHFUL while I am here!
Location: CARROLLTON
Found at: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cas/2768473287.html
Sunday, December 25, 2011
This ad is a literary masterpiece. Cliff Notes available. - m4w - 35
Date: 2011-12-23, 5:26PM EST
Reply to: pers-facdh-2767112214@craigslist.org
Me: I wear boxer briefs on most days. I've found that they provide an appropriate amount of coverage without sacrificing the kind of support that a grown man needs. I'm always fully dressed when I eat alone, though, because what if I start to choke and I have to run outside in my underwear? Man, that would be embarrassing.
If you want to get on my good side, just buy me one of those rotisserie chickens at Safeway. Like my mom always said, "Never turn down a gift of meat." You don't have to get me a rack of lamb or anything, but hey, it's your dollar.
If I turned gay, I think my perfect man would be a chiropractor. A chiropractor named Tad. I figure if Tad is going to be back there he might as well be doing something useful, like checking me for scoliosis.
They say that lemmings will follow other lemmings over a cliff to their deaths in the ocean below. Using those strict criteria, I can honestly say I am not a lemming.
Certain fetishists get an erotic thrill when someone urinates on them. Would it be considered bad form to eat asparagus before obliging them?.
I think Jesus Christ will return in 2012 when he gets the most write-in votes, narrowly beating out Mickey Mouse. I'm not sure he will make a good president though. "Loaves and fishes for everyone," he will probably say. Screw the loaves and fishes, Jesus! I want a Cinnabon!
You: Prefer rolling the car windows down over turning on the air conditioner. Possess an almost (but not quite) reckless sense of adventure. Aren't afraid to wrestle. Will go camping with only an hour's notice. Your makeup doesn't look like you applied it with a putty knife. You aren't that strange raver girl who swings her arms and legs all over the place in the dance club, thereby hogging more than her share of the dance floor. You can hold a conversation, which means you have to ask a few questions and I don't mean things like, "So tell me about yourself." That's not even a question anyway. You aren't afraid to express your opinion. Be feisty if you want. Strong is hot. But so is being a lady.
Found at: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2767112214.html
Reply to: pers-facdh-2767112214@craigslist.org
Me: I wear boxer briefs on most days. I've found that they provide an appropriate amount of coverage without sacrificing the kind of support that a grown man needs. I'm always fully dressed when I eat alone, though, because what if I start to choke and I have to run outside in my underwear? Man, that would be embarrassing.
If you want to get on my good side, just buy me one of those rotisserie chickens at Safeway. Like my mom always said, "Never turn down a gift of meat." You don't have to get me a rack of lamb or anything, but hey, it's your dollar.
If I turned gay, I think my perfect man would be a chiropractor. A chiropractor named Tad. I figure if Tad is going to be back there he might as well be doing something useful, like checking me for scoliosis.
They say that lemmings will follow other lemmings over a cliff to their deaths in the ocean below. Using those strict criteria, I can honestly say I am not a lemming.
Certain fetishists get an erotic thrill when someone urinates on them. Would it be considered bad form to eat asparagus before obliging them?.
I think Jesus Christ will return in 2012 when he gets the most write-in votes, narrowly beating out Mickey Mouse. I'm not sure he will make a good president though. "Loaves and fishes for everyone," he will probably say. Screw the loaves and fishes, Jesus! I want a Cinnabon!
You: Prefer rolling the car windows down over turning on the air conditioner. Possess an almost (but not quite) reckless sense of adventure. Aren't afraid to wrestle. Will go camping with only an hour's notice. Your makeup doesn't look like you applied it with a putty knife. You aren't that strange raver girl who swings her arms and legs all over the place in the dance club, thereby hogging more than her share of the dance floor. You can hold a conversation, which means you have to ask a few questions and I don't mean things like, "So tell me about yourself." That's not even a question anyway. You aren't afraid to express your opinion. Be feisty if you want. Strong is hot. But so is being a lady.
Found at: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2767112214.html
Saturday, December 24, 2011
U know U want the mashed potato treatment! - m4w - 44
Date: 2011-12-23, 9:09PM CST
Reply to: pers-xspdd-2767377357@craigslist.org
It's Friday night in the big city.
I'm bored and probably boring.
Christmas is upon us and I'm alone and forlorn. Woe is me!
I'm white and very pale. I'm practically translucent. Which is different than being a transvestite.
I'm largely of Irish descent. I have short light reddish hair and a bad attitude. I'm over 6 feet tall, barely, and just over 200 pounds.
I'm better looking than Peewee Herman, but not quite as sexy as Brad Pitt.
I could be Brad's fifth cousin twice removed.
I do have some real pics I can share. Which will hopefully be me and not Brad.
I seek an adventurous female humanoid who might consider meeting me tonight for a drink at a local pub. If we hit it off perhaps I can give you the mashed potato treatment. Don't ask me what that is. I'm still working on the concept.
I just though humor might be a better method of potentially meeting someone, than flat out saying how big my dick is and that I want to hump like two teenagers on prom night. Oops, I said it.
By the way I'm lying about my dick. Or am I?
Seriously, are there any adventurous and bored women out there who would be willing to meet me? Probably not. I suspect the only responses I will get will be from spammers and guys who are 100 percent straight but curious.
Woe unto me.
So if you're interested drop me a photo of yourself, and not Peewee Herman, and perhaps we might meet. If we hit it off perhaps together we can work on the concept of the mashed potato treatment.
Merry Xmas or Happy Holidays depending on your preference.
Location: Near Sheridan El stop N Lakeview
Found at: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/2767377357.html
Reply to: pers-xspdd-2767377357@craigslist.org
It's Friday night in the big city.
I'm bored and probably boring.
Christmas is upon us and I'm alone and forlorn. Woe is me!
I'm white and very pale. I'm practically translucent. Which is different than being a transvestite.
I'm largely of Irish descent. I have short light reddish hair and a bad attitude. I'm over 6 feet tall, barely, and just over 200 pounds.
I'm better looking than Peewee Herman, but not quite as sexy as Brad Pitt.
I could be Brad's fifth cousin twice removed.
I do have some real pics I can share. Which will hopefully be me and not Brad.
I seek an adventurous female humanoid who might consider meeting me tonight for a drink at a local pub. If we hit it off perhaps I can give you the mashed potato treatment. Don't ask me what that is. I'm still working on the concept.
I just though humor might be a better method of potentially meeting someone, than flat out saying how big my dick is and that I want to hump like two teenagers on prom night. Oops, I said it.
By the way I'm lying about my dick. Or am I?
Seriously, are there any adventurous and bored women out there who would be willing to meet me? Probably not. I suspect the only responses I will get will be from spammers and guys who are 100 percent straight but curious.
Woe unto me.
So if you're interested drop me a photo of yourself, and not Peewee Herman, and perhaps we might meet. If we hit it off perhaps together we can work on the concept of the mashed potato treatment.
Merry Xmas or Happy Holidays depending on your preference.
Location: Near Sheridan El stop N Lakeview
Found at: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/2767377357.html
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Anchor baby maker - m4w - 41
Date: 2011-12-13, 12:50AM EST
Reply to: pers-ffspa-2750462339@craigslist.org
Do you need an anchor baby to keep you in the country? Look no further. I've helped enough women with expiring visas maintain permanent residence to know that if you want to stay in the country with minimal to no restrictions that this is the way to go. If you're worried about being deported and have no other means of remaining here, contact me with a picture and phone number. I might be your last hope. All races, colors, religious beliefs and types accepted and best of all NO MONEY INVOLVED!!!
Location: all ny
Found at: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/2750462339.html
Reply to: pers-ffspa-2750462339@craigslist.org
Do you need an anchor baby to keep you in the country? Look no further. I've helped enough women with expiring visas maintain permanent residence to know that if you want to stay in the country with minimal to no restrictions that this is the way to go. If you're worried about being deported and have no other means of remaining here, contact me with a picture and phone number. I might be your last hope. All races, colors, religious beliefs and types accepted and best of all NO MONEY INVOLVED!!!
Location: all ny
Found at: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/2750462339.html
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
A Muse - m4w (Lost and Found)
Date: 2011-12-04, 1:10PM PST
Reply to: pers-7ztvu-2735791290@craigslist.org
Am missing her warmth, her sarcasm, her beauty, our intellectual conversations, playfulness we shared and our spiritual connection. So connected on the spiritual, physical, mental and emotional level when we knew and were able to be more carefree. Some of them will never wane. When we face our mirror, a connection that has a high intensity, we can experience the highest of highs, also the lowest of lows. Such intensity can also magnify strength, weakness, love, fears and past hurts, can kick the doors open on them, even those once thought resolved.
Do we let them block what a soul desires? Do we use the stuff that arises as an opportunity to heal the spirits and the union? Do we accept the challenge to love unconditionally without expectation? (Like our beloved pet dog may show us?) or Does fear and past hurt push us apart? The "Oh No" here it comes again... shows up? Do we unconsciously say No? or Do we consciously say Know?
My fear got the best of me. Paid more attention to things I don't even care about in some illusory unconscious need to self-protect. Separation.
Apparently, it's what was needed so I could embrace the challenge and opportunity presented. So I could see how far I'd strayed from my core of consciousness, and have the time to do enough work to return to it. Know, once more, how to put the focus and energy on what actually matters, where I can actually Love you more.
Location: Lost and Found
Found at: http://reno.craigslist.org/mis/2735791290.html
Reply to: pers-7ztvu-2735791290@craigslist.org
Am missing her warmth, her sarcasm, her beauty, our intellectual conversations, playfulness we shared and our spiritual connection. So connected on the spiritual, physical, mental and emotional level when we knew and were able to be more carefree. Some of them will never wane. When we face our mirror, a connection that has a high intensity, we can experience the highest of highs, also the lowest of lows. Such intensity can also magnify strength, weakness, love, fears and past hurts, can kick the doors open on them, even those once thought resolved.
Do we let them block what a soul desires? Do we use the stuff that arises as an opportunity to heal the spirits and the union? Do we accept the challenge to love unconditionally without expectation? (Like our beloved pet dog may show us?) or Does fear and past hurt push us apart? The "Oh No" here it comes again... shows up? Do we unconsciously say No? or Do we consciously say Know?
My fear got the best of me. Paid more attention to things I don't even care about in some illusory unconscious need to self-protect. Separation.
Apparently, it's what was needed so I could embrace the challenge and opportunity presented. So I could see how far I'd strayed from my core of consciousness, and have the time to do enough work to return to it. Know, once more, how to put the focus and energy on what actually matters, where I can actually Love you more.
Location: Lost and Found
Found at: http://reno.craigslist.org/mis/2735791290.html
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Are you a Football widow?? - m4w - 40
Date: 2011-12-04, 7:28PM EST
Reply to: pers-zspfx-2736098121@craigslist.org
Are you feeling ignored because your man is watching football?
How about something just for you, get the attention you deserve...
I am all man I love football, but you know what I like better? To get down with a sexy girl who appreciates my attention.
I am a cool down to earth guy, someone who will make you laugh and be very easy to get along with. Good looking, shaved head, clean cut white italian businessman type. I also won't disappoint the size queen...
Let's have some safe, clean adult time you and I. Please reply and introduce yourself.
Shhhhh, this is just us, 100% discreet.
Found at: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cas/2736098121.html
Reply to: pers-zspfx-2736098121@craigslist.org
Are you feeling ignored because your man is watching football?
How about something just for you, get the attention you deserve...
I am all man I love football, but you know what I like better? To get down with a sexy girl who appreciates my attention.
I am a cool down to earth guy, someone who will make you laugh and be very easy to get along with. Good looking, shaved head, clean cut white italian businessman type. I also won't disappoint the size queen...
Let's have some safe, clean adult time you and I. Please reply and introduce yourself.
Shhhhh, this is just us, 100% discreet.
Found at: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cas/2736098121.html
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