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It's Friday night in the big city.
I'm bored and probably boring.
Christmas is upon us and I'm alone and forlorn. Woe is me!
I'm white and very pale. I'm practically translucent. Which is different than being a transvestite.
I'm largely of Irish descent. I have short light reddish hair and a bad attitude. I'm over 6 feet tall, barely, and just over 200 pounds.
I'm better looking than Peewee Herman, but not quite as sexy as Brad Pitt.
I could be Brad's fifth cousin twice removed.
I do have some real pics I can share. Which will hopefully be me and not Brad.
I seek an adventurous female humanoid who might consider meeting me tonight for a drink at a local pub. If we hit it off perhaps I can give you the mashed potato treatment. Don't ask me what that is. I'm still working on the concept.
I just though humor might be a better method of potentially meeting someone, than flat out saying how big my dick is and that I want to hump like two teenagers on prom night. Oops, I said it.
By the way I'm lying about my dick. Or am I?
Seriously, are there any adventurous and bored women out there who would be willing to meet me? Probably not. I suspect the only responses I will get will be from spammers and guys who are 100 percent straight but curious.
Woe unto me.
So if you're interested drop me a photo of yourself, and not Peewee Herman, and perhaps we might meet. If we hit it off perhaps together we can work on the concept of the mashed potato treatment.
Merry Xmas or Happy Holidays depending on your preference.
Location: Near Sheridan El stop N Lakeview
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