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Me: I wear boxer briefs on most days. I've found that they provide an appropriate amount of coverage without sacrificing the kind of support that a grown man needs. I'm always fully dressed when I eat alone, though, because what if I start to choke and I have to run outside in my underwear? Man, that would be embarrassing.
If you want to get on my good side, just buy me one of those rotisserie chickens at Safeway. Like my mom always said, "Never turn down a gift of meat." You don't have to get me a rack of lamb or anything, but hey, it's your dollar.
If I turned gay, I think my perfect man would be a chiropractor. A chiropractor named Tad. I figure if Tad is going to be back there he might as well be doing something useful, like checking me for scoliosis.
They say that lemmings will follow other lemmings over a cliff to their deaths in the ocean below. Using those strict criteria, I can honestly say I am not a lemming.
Certain fetishists get an erotic thrill when someone urinates on them. Would it be considered bad form to eat asparagus before obliging them?.
I think Jesus Christ will return in 2012 when he gets the most write-in votes, narrowly beating out Mickey Mouse. I'm not sure he will make a good president though. "Loaves and fishes for everyone," he will probably say. Screw the loaves and fishes, Jesus! I want a Cinnabon!
You: Prefer rolling the car windows down over turning on the air conditioner. Possess an almost (but not quite) reckless sense of adventure. Aren't afraid to wrestle. Will go camping with only an hour's notice. Your makeup doesn't look like you applied it with a putty knife. You aren't that strange raver girl who swings her arms and legs all over the place in the dance club, thereby hogging more than her share of the dance floor. You can hold a conversation, which means you have to ask a few questions and I don't mean things like, "So tell me about yourself." That's not even a question anyway. You aren't afraid to express your opinion. Be feisty if you want. Strong is hot. But so is being a lady.
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