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Okay, so I'm a multi-racial, overweight WoW-Geek with no driver's license. While the situation is not the same as most, my mom lives with me and my younger brother and pays all the bills presently.
I am 420-friendly. :)
I have designs for making my fortune someday, and I am on the path to self-improvement, but my five-year relationship just ended a few months ago and I am now ready to engage in some reckless unprotected sex.
I am looking for some NSA fun from any interested female. I have very few inhibitions and, despite my average "endowment", I am pretty talented in bed... if still a bit green.
My kink list is extensive, but vanilla is fine with me too!
I am disease-free and you should be as well, as I refuse to use protection.
If you would like to have a NSA pregnancy, however, I can help you with that as well. I have an astronomical IQ, am in great health despite the fact that I treat my body like crap and I have what many would consider pleasing features.
I also badly wish to send my DNA into the future. Biological imperative, you know. So I have no qualms about getting anyone pregnant and leaving it to them to raise the child, so long as that's agreed upon at the beginning.
If you're interested, please contact me. Your pic gets mine. Remember, I have no car, so you'll have to pick me up to take me where ever. :P
Found at: http://reno.craigslist.org/cas/2560788932
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BHM - Want to have my baby? - m4w - 29 (Sparks)
Date: 2011-08-23, 12:45PM PDT
Reply to: pers-jeb42-2562168734@craigslist.org
I'm a Big Handsome Man who lost his fiancee of five years to cancer earlier in the year. She was young, but couldn't conceive after she started the chemo and radiation treatments, even though she wanted to give me a child.
I now live with my mother and my younger (adopted) brother, so a live-in relationship has been out of the question and, honestly, I don't think I could handle another relationship.
I do have sexual needs, however, and a desire to reproduce. And I know that there are women out there who find big guys like myself attractive. There may also be women out there who would like to have a baby without the drama of a man in their lives or the expense of a clinic.
I have a very high IQ, was a National Junior Scholar and Junior Member of Mensa while I was attending school. I survived Kowasaki's disease as a child and am exceptionally healthy and naturally strong as an adult, despite the fact that I treat my body poorly. I eat fast food and don't work out, I smoke lots of weed (no tobacco though), and I'm still medication-free and feeling good. I am also multi-racial, which has diversified my genes. These things are a testament to the strength of my DNA and are selling points as to why you should consider choosing me as a sexual sperm donor. The drawbacks are that I am near-sighted and only average height. If you don't mind your healthy genius offspring growing into a 5'7" corrective lens-wearer, then you can't go wrong with me.
I would like to be a parent, myself. But as it currently stands, the only way I'd be doing that is if I got sole custody of my own offspring. So, instead, I figured that I could take care of my biological imperative and reproduce with someone who wanted to be a single parent. That way, I get the peace of mind of knowing that I did pass my genetics down into the future and you get the kid you always wanted, to raise without my interference.
As for the sexual portion of things, I have very few limits. Virtually anything you wish for me to do to please you, I will gladly do. I respond well to constructive sexual criticism and adapt my technique for maximum effect every time. I am aroused by numerous fetishes, so if you are into something you can't find anyone else to do for you, I can probably comply so long as it is within the physical range of a big guy like myself.
I don't have transportation presently and am in the process of moving, so I'll be unavailable for encounters for a week or so. If you're seriously interested, you will need to travel to the Sparks area (if you don't already live here) and we'll have to figure out a place to have our encounters. I may not be able to spend excessive amounts of time with you, so this would primarily be a sexual encounter only. If we hit it off and become friends, then what happens from that point on depends upon you.
Also, don't be self-conscious about yourself. I don't mind if you have some superficial flaws. The purpose of this entire thing would be mutual satisfaction and reproduction. You'd be helping ease my loneliness, satisfy my desires and propagate my DNA. I'd be helping you achieve orgasm, feel more fulfilled and finally conceive the child you've always wanted. And you won't have to worry about any legalities whatsoever. I would, of course, stay out of the child's life as much as you wished for me to, and I have no intention of declaring myself the child's legal parent unless you so chose to name me as such.
I am unemployed, so medical bills and such will be your sole responsibility. I'm attending college and attempting to get published... so, blood from a turnip.
Anyway, only serious applicants need contact me. Your picture would be nice, and primarily, I'd like to know what exactly you'd like to do, what turns you on and how/when you'd like to meet up. I'm STD-Free and you must be as well.
I am also up for non-reproductive NSA sex, but I still refuse to wear a condom. So... you'll need to be on the pill or something if you want to meet up and not risk pregnancy.
* I am 420 Friendly!
Location: Sparks
Found at: http://reno.craigslist.org/cas/2562168734.html




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